Comments on: Caption Contest 9: The Poetic Pooch http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/ Get the latest on the world's premier character portrait creator. Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:40:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: Leiha M http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1421 Leiha M Tue, 06 May 2008 01:19:50 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1421 Balloon # 1: What does it say Hannibal? Balloon # 2: Dang it! We taught the dog how to write and forgot to teach B.A. how to read! Balloon # 1: What does it say Hannibal?

Balloon # 2: Dang it! We taught the dog how to write and forgot to teach B.A. how to read!

]]> By: cybersavant http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1418 cybersavant Mon, 05 May 2008 23:31:58 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1418 Legs: "Dynomutt?!? What're YOU doing here?" Silhouette: "Legs!! I told ya not ta let that flea-bag inside the clubhouse!" Legs: “Dynomutt?!? What’re YOU doing here?”

Silhouette: “Legs!! I told ya not ta let that flea-bag inside the clubhouse!”

]]> By: Socrates Incarnato http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1394 Socrates Incarnato Sun, 04 May 2008 22:19:10 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1394 Guy 1: My welfare check! That's a good boy... Guy 2: Finally we can get the power turned back on! Guy 1: My welfare check! That’s a good boy…
Guy 2: Finally we can get the power turned back on!

]]> By: The Grizz http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1371 The Grizz Sun, 04 May 2008 01:32:23 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1371 Guy: Oh no! The dog killed the postman and chewed up a letter from my mistress! Other Guy: Um sir... that's just a display for the movie Maildog. Guy: Oh no! The dog killed the postman and chewed up a letter from my mistress!

Other Guy: Um sir… that’s just a display for the movie Maildog.

]]> By: Richard Tale http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1369 Richard Tale Sat, 03 May 2008 22:16:27 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1369 Balloon 1: It's a dog with a note saying "Legs". Balloon 2: Ok, he wants fish legs again. Give him some chicken legs and then some rabit legs and he will forget them. Poor dog. Balloon 1: It’s a dog with a note saying “Legs”.

Balloon 2: Ok, he wants fish legs again. Give him some chicken legs and then some rabit legs and he will forget them. Poor dog.

]]> By: Richard Tale http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1368 Richard Tale Sat, 03 May 2008 22:11:20 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1368 Balloon 1: Oh, boy... Not again... Balloon 2: Snoop Dog! Drugs again? You know they turn you into a dog and make you wish you had seven legs. Balloon 1: Oh, boy… Not again…

Balloon 2: Snoop Dog! Drugs again? You know they turn you into a dog and make you wish you had seven legs.

]]> By: Frankie http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1346 Frankie Fri, 02 May 2008 21:55:45 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1346 Balloon1: "The dog says legs, Mr. Sharc." Balloon2: "Legs, eh? Well, you know the rules to Canine Roulette. Cut the contestant's legs off if he can't answer the final question in under 3 seconds." Balloon1: “The dog says legs, Mr. Sharc.”

Balloon2: “Legs, eh? Well, you know the rules to Canine Roulette. Cut the contestant’s legs off if he can’t answer the final question in under 3 seconds.”

]]> By: Kakashi64 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1343 Kakashi64 Fri, 02 May 2008 19:08:42 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1343 Balloon 1: That’s great, Fido! It’s *my* favorite ZZ Top song, too! Balloon 2: I don’t think Bobby Brown will *ever* make it into the 21st Century... Balloon 1: That’s great, Fido! It’s *my* favorite ZZ Top song, too!

Balloon 2: I don’t think Bobby Brown will *ever* make it into the 21st Century…

]]> By: BrokenSlot http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1336 BrokenSlot Fri, 02 May 2008 15:16:43 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1336 Guy 1- Okay, a one, and a two, and... Guy 2-I see a little silhouetto of a man... Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango!! Guy 1- Okay, a one, and a two, and…
Guy 2-I see a little silhouetto of a man…
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango!!

]]> By: BrokenSlot http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1335 BrokenSlot Fri, 02 May 2008 15:12:06 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/29/caption-contest-9-the-poetic-pooch/#comment-1335 Balloon #1- I can't believe it! Finally, the final solution! Balloon #2- Ok man, one, careful what you say around here and two, you can't let the dog help you win Scrabble. It's called cheating you know. Balloon #1- I can’t believe it! Finally, the final solution!
Balloon #2- Ok man, one, careful what you say around here and two, you can’t let the dog help you win Scrabble. It’s called cheating you know.

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