Comments on: Caption Contest 8: Avast!

By: Cameron Malcher

Cameron Malcher — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:05:30 +0000

Balloon 1: Those boxing-day bargain shoppers think they’re gonna beat me to an X-Box?

Balloon 2: FIRE!

By: Katana12

Katana12 — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 05:25:09 +0000

Balloon1: Has swabbing the poop deck given you a less than ship-shape mouth?
Balloon2: Clean it up with new Arrghbit Spanish Rum flavor!

By: BrokenSlot

BrokenSlot — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:36:18 +0000

Top Balloon: Crew, how many times do I have to tell you…
Bottom Balloon: I don’t look like Chuck Norris!

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:58:53 +0000

Upper Balloon: Now, THIS is a POGOSTICK!
Lower Balloon: Captain Pogo Rides again!

By: Katana12

Katana12 — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:50:31 +0000

Balloon1: Arrgh! Me mother be nagging me again!
Ballon2: Jenkins! Fire torpedoes!

By: Frankie

Frankie — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:51:36 +0000

Balloon1: “Shiver me timbers. The world’s gone black as night. I’ve lost me sight. I…”

Balloon2: “AVAST YE! CURSE THE SCURVY DOGS WHO PUT ME PATCH OVER ME GOOD EYE!”

By: Jason

Jason — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:38:14 +0000

Balloon one: (Singing) I’m a little tea pot, short and stout…

Balloon two: STOP LAUGHING!

By: Jester

Jester — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:55:01 +0000

Top Balloon: Just because I have this stinkin’ eyepatch, everyone thinks I’m a pirate: Captain Hook, Long John, Blackbead, Abraham Lincoln…

Bottom Balloon: MY NAME IS GREG!!!

By: Jester

Jester — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:49:51 +0000

TopBalloon: One day… the loss of my eye shall be avenged… one day…
BottomBalloon: YA HEAR THAT, TOASTER?! ONE DAY!!!

By: Socrates

Socrates — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:54:28 +0000

Top: Did you think that if you gouged out my eye that little choclately skittles would come pouring out? I have to get my Skittles downstairs like everybody else.

Bottom: I’M JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!