My name is CHUK!

Now here's a neat science fact -- if you kick a man (like camo-clad terrorist Chuk here) in the junk, said junk will shout his name:

The jig is up, Creeps!

I tried this myself, learning that my name is actually pronounced "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" and should be said in a very, very high voice.

3 Responses to My name is CHUK!

  1. That’s an interesting conclusion, considering The Grand Pubaah of Knowledge George Carlin said they’re called groin injuries because that’s the noise you make when you’re hit there. Jeff, are you sure you don’t have something out of place? I certainly know I haven’t ever shouted “BRAD!” whenever such unfortunate accidents have happened to me.

  2. I tried this a while ago. (it bloody hurt!)
    My name, i lerned, is AURK!. My brother tried it as well, and I can’t spell what he said. suffice to say, it sounds like a parrot being strangled and puking at the same time.

  3. Thud (apparently)

    On an interesting note, his goods are saying Chuk, while he himself is saying “Aaow!”. Is this perhaps his last name? Or is his junk translating for us?

    Either way, my first name appears to be Eah-oo, with extended vowels, and my last name seems to be a blend of wimpering and painful humming which I cannot decifer. Also, following my above theory, my translated name appears to be Thud, spoken with a Russian accent.