Random Panel: Let’s get packing …
Create your own Superhero
You get all the powers of one person, but you can only use each power once. Ever. Whose powers would you want?
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April 7th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Why are you still here?
It may be because you’re holding a large shotgun, lady…
April 7th, 2008 at 11:11 am
I love a woman who knows how to accessorize, especially when she can do it practically. Everyone should know by now you always need a massive assault weapon when you’re going out for a night on the town. Sometimes, that’s just what it takes to get the tasty orderves at those high-class parties. Sheesh, you at least need an uzi to get a glass of champagne. Doesn’t everyone know that?
April 7th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Check out all the weapons she’s packing:
Massive Assault Weapon - check
Shotgun - check
Sniper Rifle - check
Uzi - check
Mop - check
(presumably for the buckets of blood).
April 8th, 2008 at 7:50 am
Well, you know what they say, a clean battleground is a happy battleground.