Comments on: Caption Contest 5: Chimps and Androids! http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/ Get the latest on the world's premier character portrait creator. Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:43:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: Sam B http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-2646 Sam B Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:53:03 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-2646 Chimp: So, even if I sit on your shoulders... Adriod: Yes, you'd still be a pain in my arse. Chimp: So, even if I sit on your shoulders…

Adriod: Yes, you’d still be a pain in my arse.

]]> By: Cameron Malcher http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-956 Cameron Malcher Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:22:05 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-956 Chimp: Man! Political correctness is ruining art. Just cause some sentient robtot plugged a blue lightbulb into a meat pie doesn't make it worthy of gallery space! No offence to android artists, but... Android: Hey! I didn't pay out on that "Poo flung at canvas" exhibition we went to last week, so back off! Chimp: Man! Political correctness is ruining art. Just cause some sentient robtot plugged a blue lightbulb into a meat pie doesn’t make it worthy of gallery space! No offence to android artists, but…

Android: Hey! I didn’t pay out on that “Poo flung at canvas” exhibition we went to last week, so back off!

]]> By: Cameron Malcher http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-954 Cameron Malcher Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:15:50 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-954 Chimp: Is there anythign more majestic than a sunrise over a mountainous landscape? The colours, the epic grandeur of the scenery, the confirmation of the natural beauty of celestial forces that inspires the mind and uplifts the soul... Android: ***Solar Batteries at 6%. Load primary mission... Crush, Kill Destroy*** Chimp: Is there anythign more majestic than a sunrise over a mountainous landscape? The colours, the epic grandeur of the scenery, the confirmation of the natural beauty of celestial forces that inspires the mind and uplifts the soul…

Android: ***Solar Batteries at 6%. Load primary mission… Crush, Kill Destroy***

]]> By: Cameron Malcher http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-953 Cameron Malcher Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:13:14 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-953 Monkey: That's the last time anyone ever pays out on "Droid and Chimp: Crime fighters". Heh - look at their faces, they know it was us getting payback. Thanks for letting me use your spare power source, by the way. Aaanyway, we better go see the captain and get our next assignment... Android: I don't know if the captain will accept a radioactive explosive device as payback for a little first day hazing... Monkey: That’s the last time anyone ever pays out on “Droid and Chimp: Crime fighters”. Heh - look at their faces, they know it was us getting payback. Thanks for letting me use your spare power source, by the way. Aaanyway, we better go see the captain and get our next assignment…

Android: I don’t know if the captain will accept a radioactive explosive device as payback for a little first day hazing…

]]> By: Cameron Malcher http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-952 Cameron Malcher Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:07:14 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-952 Monkey: When I read the warning that said "cooking eggs in a microwave may cause explosion" I assumed it was the eggs that were going to explode. I mean, that would have been cool! Oh... and sorry about your kitchen. Android: From now on, I do the cooking, you do the vacuuming. Monkey: When I read the warning that said “cooking eggs in a microwave may cause explosion” I assumed it was the eggs that were going to explode. I mean, that would have been cool! Oh… and sorry about your kitchen.

Android: From now on, I do the cooking, you do the vacuuming.

]]> By: Cameron Malcher http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-951 Cameron Malcher Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:00:34 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-951 Chimp: Now THAT'S a blue screen of death! Android: m...mother? Chimp: Now THAT’S a blue screen of death!

Android: m…mother?

]]> By: Cameron Malcher http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-950 Cameron Malcher Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:57:26 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-950 ***ARGH*** I can't believe I mixed up 'your' and 'you're' in that last post... please edit. ***ARGH*** I can’t believe I mixed up ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ in that last post… please edit.

]]> By: Cameron Malcher http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-949 Cameron Malcher Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:56:25 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-949 Chimp: Wow. When you said you're dad was going to blow up if he ever found out about us living together I didn't even think to take it literally!?! Android: *sniff* me neither. I was only expecting a critical software failure. Chimp: Wow. When you said you’re dad was going to blow up if he ever found out about us living together I didn’t even think to take it literally!?!

Android: *sniff* me neither. I was only expecting a critical software failure.

]]> By: Cameron Malcher http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-948 Cameron Malcher Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:52:44 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-948 Chimp: Thanks for inviting me over to watch football. I gotta admit I get kinda lonely at home by myself. The bachelor life just isn't what it cracked up to be, you know? One monkey with his own cage, flinging his poo wherever he wants, but then you really start to miss some regular huma... social interaction, you know? Android: Firstly, this sofa is a six seater, how about shooching over a bit? And second, no matter how lonely you get, the I/O socket at the base of my neck is FOR DATA CABLES ONLY! Chimp: Thanks for inviting me over to watch football. I gotta admit I get kinda lonely at home by myself. The bachelor life just isn’t what it cracked up to be, you know? One monkey with his own cage, flinging his poo wherever he wants, but then you really start to miss some regular huma… social interaction, you know?

Android: Firstly, this sofa is a six seater, how about shooching over a bit? And second, no matter how lonely you get, the I/O socket at the base of my neck is FOR DATA CABLES ONLY!

]]> By: Cameron Malcher http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-931 Cameron Malcher Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:40:04 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/04/01/caption-contest-5-chimps-and-androids/#comment-931 Monkey: I appreciate your enthusiasm, but when I say 'lets blow this joint' I really don't expect the whole 'atomic death ray' treatment! Call me crazy but I dno't think you're quite as confused over colloquial speech as you claim. Hell, I think you enjoy... Android: Ooh - what's that glow? I think it's Mr. Vandersluis! Monkey: I appreciate your enthusiasm, but when I say ‘lets blow this joint’ I really don’t expect the whole ‘atomic death ray’ treatment! Call me crazy but I dno’t think you’re quite as confused over colloquial speech as you claim. Hell, I think you enjoy…

Android: Ooh - what’s that glow? I think it’s Mr. Vandersluis!

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