Comments on: Caption Contest 4: Roller skates and handgrenades http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/ Get the latest on the world's premier character portrait creator. Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:04:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: cybersavant http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-863 cybersavant Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:42:49 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-863 Sk8trGirl1: :Tommy, i told you before, you can't come along unless you wear a mask! Ska8trGirl2: Now, take this, go home and play fetch with Fido. Boarder Boy: Ahh, gee wiz, Mandie. You get all the fun. Sk8trGirl1: :Tommy, i told you before, you can’t come along unless you wear a mask!

Ska8trGirl2: Now, take this, go home and play fetch with Fido.

Boarder Boy: Ahh, gee wiz, Mandie. You get all the fun.

]]> By: Cory http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-859 Cory Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:12:03 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-859 Fashion Disaster on Skates1: Hey Kid, I bet you like Power Rangers right? Well, I have one of their new-age morphers right here. FDoS2: So go to that warehouse, pull the pin, then run in and morph into a Power Ranger so you can beat up the bad guys! Little Kid:.....but...I like V.R Troopers.... Fashion Disaster on Skates1: Hey Kid, I bet you like Power Rangers right? Well, I have one of their new-age morphers right here.
FDoS2: So go to that warehouse, pull the pin, then run in and morph into a Power Ranger so you can beat up the bad guys!
Little Kid:…..but…I like V.R Troopers….

]]> By: AJ http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-854 AJ Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:58:38 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-854 Weirdo: Hey kid, I'm skateman! Kid: You look stupid, mr man-lady! Weirdo: *Oh God, not again* Here's a ball! Go catch! Weirdo: Hey kid, I’m skateman!
Kid: You look stupid, mr man-lady!
Weirdo: *Oh God, not again* Here’s a ball! Go catch!

]]> By: Dan Burns http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-853 Dan Burns Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:24:35 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-853 Skate Man 1: Thanks for holding my bag kid... Skate Man 2: ...here, have an autographed grenade. Kid: I'd prefer cash. Skate Man 1: Thanks for holding my bag kid…

Skate Man 2: …here, have an autographed grenade.

Kid: I’d prefer cash.

]]> By: Jester http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-848 Jester Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:17:45 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-848 Skate Man 1: Drat! My evil arch-nemisis has tranversed onto gravel! I cannot follow! Hey kid, wanna make twenty bucks? Kid: Sure! Skate Man 2: Take this, go to that scary, abandoned, gravel-surrounded warehouse, and throw it at that ominious looking demon with the photon disintegrator! Skate Man 1: Drat! My evil arch-nemisis has tranversed onto gravel! I cannot follow! Hey kid, wanna make twenty bucks?

Kid: Sure!

Skate Man 2: Take this, go to that scary, abandoned, gravel-surrounded warehouse, and throw it at that ominious looking demon with the photon disintegrator!

]]> By: Rose http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-847 Rose Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:58:56 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-847 Rollerskater1: Dammit, what are these lines?... It seems my shirt has been torn. Rollerskater2: Ill just fix it with a pin! Hold this while i fix my shirt kid. And while your at it go get me a pizza. Shoe Shine Skater: Yes sir!! Rollerskater1: Dammit, what are these lines?… It seems my shirt has been torn.
Rollerskater2: Ill just fix it with a pin! Hold this while i fix my shirt kid. And while your at it go get me a pizza.
Shoe Shine Skater: Yes sir!!

]]> By: Redd Fox http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-846 Redd Fox Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:12:33 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-846 Little Timmy: Hey mister, got change for a dollar? Creepy Skate dude 1: Hmmm... Lemme see if the purse I stole from that helpless woman has any? Skate dude 2:Nope, just a grenade.... Go knock yourself out kid... Little Timmy: Hey mister, got change for a dollar?

Creepy Skate dude 1: Hmmm… Lemme see if the purse I stole from that helpless woman has any?

Skate dude 2:Nope, just a grenade…. Go knock yourself out kid…

]]> By: Bowman http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-845 Bowman Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:09:19 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-845 Maskman: that is why you never accept candy from strangers bobby. so here's some thing for you. Bobby: isn't this candy? Maskman: No...is...ah....its a ball..now go play...along way away from me. Maskman: that is why you never accept candy from strangers bobby. so here’s some thing for you.
Bobby: isn’t this candy?
Maskman: No…is…ah….its a ball..now go play…along way away from me.

]]> By: Richard Tale http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-843 Richard Tale Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:46:00 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/25/caption-contest-4-roller-skates-and-handgrenades/#comment-843 Rollerskater: So...you are the Easter Bunny... Kid: Yes, I am. Rollerskater: Ok, I always wanted to do this. Grenade!!! Rollerskater: So…you are the Easter Bunny…
Kid: Yes, I am.
Rollerskater: Ok, I always wanted to do this. Grenade!!!

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