Comments on: Caption Contest 3: Three heroes walk into a bar …

By: Ashton Jakobson

Ashton Jakobson — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:36:23 +0000

Green lantern: Dude! I’m telling you, I left my cellphone right on that bar over there.

Fat guy 1: Keys on the bar? Uh Oh…

Fat guy 2: I thought that was a piece of toast…(burp…)

By: ninjast4r

ninjast4r — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:40:16 +0000

GL: C’mon Mr. Nicholson! I loved you in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s nest! I just want one autograph! PLEASE!

Six Pack: There’s something fishy about this guy. I swear I saw him somewhere before. I DON’T think he’s Jack Nicholson.

Six Pack: Now that I’m thinkin’, where is my hat? I swear I put it on this morning.

By: The Doomed Pixel

The Doomed Pixel — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:54:47 +0000

Green Lantern: You mean this bar has the only bathroom in three miles? I have to go HERE?

6-Pack: Yup, that’s what I said…

6-Pack: So…can I watch?

By: Rob

Rob — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:27:59 +0000

GL: C’mon. You’d be a great Green Lantern. You already have the right look!

6pack 1: First thing he’d do with a ring is make a green woman.

6pack2: *Burp* You know, like yours.

By: Leiha M

Leiha M — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:59:03 +0000

GL: Dude, the deal was, only I wear green! How many times do I have to tell you this?

6 pack1: Yeah, you should have seen what I was going to wear tonight until Mr Green Jeans here picked me up and made me change.

6 pack2: Although I must say, I make this outfit look GOOD!

By: Christopher Vogel

Christopher Vogel — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:10:04 +0000

GL: C’mon man! Just give me a little taste of your beer! Please?! I never beer before, and my Mommy won’t let me drink it at home.

Overweight-Beerguy 1: You might as well let him have a sip of your beer. Otherwise, we could be here all night.

Overweight-Beerguy 1: Crap, man! He’s already startin’ to annoy me. *BUUUUURRRRRRRPPP*

By: Snap Zoom

Snap Zoom — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:05:38 +0000

Green Lantern: What! You used my power ring to pay off your bar bill?
6pack 1: Relax GL. Since the Oans started handing them out like candy you can pick another one up off ebay for next to nothing.
6pack1: You wanna be less stressed. I think your spandex is on too tight.

By: Sean

Sean — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:28:56 +0000

GL: Woah! Mr. Cool, check out that one! Look at those cheekbones!

6pack: Yeah boy! Wait, you mean that *GUY*?!?!?!!

6Pack: I’m gonna hurl.

By: John D

John D — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:07:00 +0000

GL: “Dude, look I’m not gonna drive! I have no pockets for keys!”

SP1: “Don’t worry I got his keys.”

Sp2: “You wanna try and find ‘em?” (wink)(wink)

By: Jeff S.

Jeff S. — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:25:56 +0000

Green Lantern: “Just one more game of darts. I know I’ll kick your tail this time.”

Six-Pack 1: “You better not play again. If you do you can find someone else to keep score for you.”

Six-Pack 2: “One dart in the leg from GL is more than enough for me.”