Comments on: Caption Contest 2: Bird Brains

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HeroMachine Community Blog | HeroMachine.com — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:02:22 +0000

[…] winner of Caption Contest 2 was Dan […]

By: cybersavant

cybersavant — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:45:39 +0000

HALF-BRAIN: “Hey, stop snacking, i need my brain!”

CARRION CROW: “Yeah, right!”

CARRION CROW: “Yo, dude, you’re serious? You’ve never used it before, i can tell, man.”

By: ninjast4r

ninjast4r — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:02:42 +0000

Birdface: Listen, Norm, I’m sorry I bit off part of your head. I thought you were a piece of corn.

Norm: My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

Birdface: That’s nice, Norm. I’m gonna go stand over head now. Say, do you smell corn?

By: Shayla

Shayla — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:00:48 +0000

Big Crow: Sorry, I only got the conservative side done…
Guy with half a head: Can’t you hurry it up?
Big Crow: Listen, do you know how many libs I have to kill to get half a brain?

By: Frankie

Frankie — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:38:23 +0000

Crowmagnon Man: “Mmmmm, Earth eggs are the best! yum.”

Half Wit: “Guwah guh smrkl. Wok, wok, wok. Thppptttttt!”

Crowmagnon Man: Why yes, I am all bird under this robe.”

By: Dan Burns

Dan Burns — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:01:57 +0000

As in the ‘Dan’ of post 13 and not the ‘Dan’ of post 14, just to clarify that there are two of us apparently, maybe more. I feel like I should say…

“There can be only one!”

By: Niall Mor

Niall Mor — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:22:16 +0000

Bird: I knew I put too much sulfuric acid in that hair gel! Maybe if I don’t say anything he won’t notice.

Half-headed Guy: Ya ever notice how much colder the room feels after ya get a haircut? Why is that?

Bird: Larry, this new look just isn’t working for me. Have you considered a flat top? . . . Oh, wait.

By: Zak

Zak — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:26:48 +0000

Bird - I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do.

Halfhead - But doc, I cant live like this!

Bird- Very well, I prescribe that you shoukd stay away from man-eating birds.

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:10:07 +0000

Big Bird: What’s up with the new look?

Half-brain: It’s the part of my brain that normally regulates sexual impulses…

Big Bird: I thought you looked familiar, Governor!

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:18:26 +0000

Bird Brain - Thank you for your gift.

Half Brain - That’s not what “give you a piece of my mind” means.

Bird Brain - You Earthlings and your silly idioms.