Comments on: Write Your Own Caption Contest! http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/ Get the latest on the world's premier character portrait creator. Sat, 17 May 2008 07:00:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: HeroMachine Community Blog | HeroMachine.com http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-777 HeroMachine Community Blog | HeroMachine.com Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:58:36 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-777 [...] The winning entry will receive a prize of one free custom black and white web illustration by yours truly, of pretty much whatever they want (within reason, so be reasonable Dan!). Here is the sketch I did for Hades, the winner of Caption Contest 1: [...] […] The winning entry will receive a prize of one free custom black and white web illustration by yours truly, of pretty much whatever they want (within reason, so be reasonable Dan!). Here is the sketch I did for Hades, the winner of Caption Contest 1: […]

]]> By: Zak http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-697 Zak Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:05:43 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-697 Black Suit Scientist -- NO! my machine is not ready yet!! Armored Guy -- What's this lever do? *Pulls* *Chakunk* Black Suit Scientist -- It creates foreheads in the bottom right corner..... Black Suit Scientist — NO! my machine is not ready yet!!

Armored Guy — What’s this lever do? *Pulls*

*Chakunk*
Black Suit Scientist — It creates foreheads in the bottom right corner…..

]]> By: cybersavant http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-692 cybersavant Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:32:59 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-692 MAD SCIENTIST: "Wait! The nanobot enhancer isn't ready yet. i still have to run through a testing phase." CYBORG: "Doc, what's it matter? I can't get any more screwed up. besides, I gotta do something. You've had me locked up down here for months. I'm going stir crazy. Let me outta here so i can go bust some heads." MAD SCIENTIST: "You're not ready yet, bruce. Sure, physically everything's fine, but .... Well, let's see how those tiny little mechanical bugs are doing in there, shall we?" MAD SCIENTIST: “Wait! The nanobot enhancer isn’t ready yet. i still have to run through a testing phase.”

CYBORG: “Doc, what’s it matter? I can’t get any more screwed up. besides, I gotta do something. You’ve had me locked up down here for months. I’m going stir crazy. Let me outta here so i can go bust some heads.”

MAD SCIENTIST: “You’re not ready yet, bruce. Sure, physically everything’s fine, but ….
Well, let’s see how those tiny little mechanical bugs are doing in there, shall we?”

]]> By: Justin http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-687 Justin Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:59:50 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-687 Salesman: So... What do you think of Bowflex's new product? Super guy: Its great but one thing....How much does it cost? Salesman: Well I can give it to you for half price if you take my wife along with you. Salesman: So… What do you think of Bowflex’s new product?

Super guy: Its great but one thing….How much does it cost?

Salesman: Well I can give it to you for half price if you take my wife along with you.

]]> By: Brad http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-686 Brad Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:33:03 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-686 Salesman: WAIT! You're not the trained professional to test that machinery! Whatever you do, don't pull that lever! Hero: Obviously, you don't recognize me! I am Lupis Masterson, stuntman extraordinaire! Believe me, there hasn't been a single thing that I haven't been thrown from, burned by, turned over in, you name it, until THIS! *STRRRRRIP!!!* AAAAAAAAAAUGH! Salesman: Tsk, tsk. I told you so. NURSE! Salesman: WAIT! You’re not the trained professional to test that machinery! Whatever you do, don’t pull that lever!

Hero: Obviously, you don’t recognize me! I am Lupis Masterson, stuntman extraordinaire! Believe me, there hasn’t been a single thing that I haven’t been thrown from, burned by, turned over in, you name it, until THIS! *STRRRRRIP!!!* AAAAAAAAAAUGH!

Salesman: Tsk, tsk. I told you so. NURSE!

]]> By: GJ http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-684 GJ Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:04:38 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-684 MIB (Man in Black): Aha! You shall now be captured by my Amazing Metalmorphing Deathbot! MIP (Man in Purple): Wha... you mean this is not a weight machine, but your cleverly disguised morphing mechanical henchman?! MIB: Don't pull his finger! MIB (Man in Black): Aha! You shall now be captured by my Amazing Metalmorphing Deathbot!

MIP (Man in Purple): Wha… you mean this is not a weight machine, but your cleverly disguised morphing mechanical henchman?!

MIB: Don’t pull his finger!

]]> By: GJ http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-683 GJ Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:38:11 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-683 MIB (Man in Black): Yo! Wassup! MIP (Man in Purple): Nothin' Just working the quads... havin' a Bud. MIB: True. True. MIB (Man in Black): Yo! Wassup!

MIP (Man in Purple): Nothin’ Just working the quads… havin’ a Bud.

MIB: True. True.

]]> By: ninjast4r http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-681 ninjast4r Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:57:44 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-681 Suit: Welcome to Morty Goldstein's Cut-Rate Circumcision: If I miss, you'll still have a ball! Ah, I see you're testing out the Insan-o-Bris 9000! Hero Guy: So I just sit here and let 'er rip, so to speak, eh? What's this lever do? *gouge, stab, slice, rend* Ay-yi-yi! Suit: Ach, put some ice on it and it'll be fine! The girls love it! Suit: Welcome to Morty Goldstein’s Cut-Rate Circumcision: If I miss, you’ll still have a ball! Ah, I see you’re testing out the Insan-o-Bris 9000!

Hero Guy: So I just sit here and let ‘er rip, so to speak, eh? What’s this lever do? *gouge, stab, slice, rend* Ay-yi-yi!

Suit: Ach, put some ice on it and it’ll be fine! The girls love it!

]]> By: The Doomed Pixel http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-676 The Doomed Pixel Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:50:35 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-676 Suited Man: Hey, I'm next to get on. And do you have to wear the suit, too? I'm not too into purple... Captain Exercise: You don't have to, but I like how the vinyl keeps all my sweat in. Suited Man: So that's what the squeaking noise is... Suited Man: Hey, I’m next to get on. And do you have to wear the suit, too? I’m not too into purple…

Captain Exercise: You don’t have to, but I like how the vinyl keeps all my sweat in.

Suited Man: So that’s what the squeaking noise is…

]]> By: Ashton Jakobson http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-674 Ashton Jakobson Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:01:21 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/2008/03/04/write-your-own-caption-contest/#comment-674 YAY YOU USED MY IDEA!!! Priest: Woa look at those leg muscles, gow fast can you run???!!! Captain Ponytail:Dude, I run so fast, I can even beat a Kenyan in a race!!! Priest: IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY YOU USED MY IDEA!!!

Priest: Woa look at those leg muscles, gow fast can you run???!!!

Captain Ponytail:Dude, I run so fast, I can even beat a Kenyan in a race!!!

Priest: IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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